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The Ferengi Laws of Acquisition Note:-  *  denotes that this is an "original" rule. Note:-  @  denotes that this is not an "official" rule. Note:-  #  denotes that this is a "self-added" rule. 1.) Once you have their money, never give it back * 2.) You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try 3.) Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to * 4.) Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough 5.) If you can't break a contract, bend it 6.) Never let family stand in the way of opportunity * 7.) Always keep your ears open * 8.) Keep count of your change 9.) Instinct plus opportunity equals prof

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